| Basics |
| Name:: Jake Nichols |
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| Birthdate:: 5/11/91 |
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| Age:: 13 |
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| Birthplace:: China |
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| Eldest, Middle, Youngest, Only Kid?:Youngest |
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| Family:: I have a family |
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| Pets::A dog |
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| Life |
| Do you go to school::Yea |
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| What is your highest level achieved?:I mastubated once in under 2 minutes? |
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| Religion:: I worship Lamb of God |
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| Do you have friends?:Yes |
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| Do you like to be lonely?:Sure |
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| Appearences |
| What color are your eyes?:Blue |
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| Do you like it?:Yea |
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| What color eyes do you want?:I don't want eyes |
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| What color is your hair?:Very very very dark blonde |
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| Do you like it?:Yea |
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| What color do you want?:The color it is? |
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| Do you dye your hair?:My pubic hair |
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| If yes, how regularly?:Once a day |
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| Do you wear glasses?:Yes |
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| Do you have a trademark?:My penis is very large |
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| How tall are you?:5'10 |
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| What's your heritage/nationality?:German and Irich and Checozlavocian |
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| Do you have the same hairstyle everyday?:I am a guy therefore I have one hairstlye |
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| Do you think you look exciting?:Well I excite women |
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| Are you self concious?:Sure |
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| Do you obsess over your looks?:Depends were I'm going |
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| Do you even care about your appearences?:Yes |
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How long do you spend in the bathroom?:It depends if I'm shitting or showering |
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| About life... again |
| Punk/Goth/Ghetto/Prep/Jock/Nerd/Other (list)? stereotype?:I don't buy into stereotype I like
to be unique |
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| Do you pick your nose? In secret?:No? |
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| Do you like yourself? Life?:sure |
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| Are you liked by people?:It depends if I'm being a dick or not |
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| Do you want to become famous?:If you mean Porn Star famous then yes |
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| Do you want to make a difference in this big world?:Yes.I want to kill every single person named
George Bush and Dick Cheney |
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| Why?:Because I think without them we would do a shit load better |
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| Fun Stuff |
| Which celebrities do you worship in secret?:Maddox\m/ |
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| Blues/Rock/Jazz/Classical/Pop/Urban/Country?:Metal death metal and rock |
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| Are you one of those people who diss fans of a music genre you don't like?:Yes |
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| Which pop princess shits you?: All of them |
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| Can you sing?:No |
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| Can you act?:Sure |
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| Who is your fave actor?: John Stewart |
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| Fave movie?:Backdoor sluts 9 xxx |
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| Backstreet Boys or Nsync?: Lamb of God |
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| Good Charlotte or Blink 182?:System of a Down |
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| Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?:I would fuck both |
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| Slayer or Black Sabbath?:Slayer |
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| The Beatles or The Monkees?Black sabbath |
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| ABBA or the A Teens?:Shoot me please |
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| Guilty pleasure?:What? |
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| The Simpsons or Family Guy?:Family guy by far |
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| MTV... yeah or neah?:Neah? |
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| Friends |
| Do you have a group of friends?:Yea |
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| How many?:Like 4 or 5 |
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| To an onlooker, what would your group be viewed as?:The fucked up one |
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| Who are you closest to?:Chris |
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| Who is your best friend?:I dont know? I have alot |
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| Are any of them bad influences?:I don't know? |
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| Who are you in your group? The leader? The leader's bitch? The follower?:The leader me Bill
is my bitch chris jordan is the follower |
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| Are you dirty minded?:Very |
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| Do you have any sexual feelings towards friends?:If my friends are girls |
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| Generally, how are you viewed in your group?:The one that always get suspended? |
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| Do your friends know you?:Yes |
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| Relationships: |
| Are you single or taken?:Taken |
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| If single: |
| Do you want to stay single?:- |
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| Why are you single?:- |
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| Do you date around?:- |
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| When was the last time you have a bf/gf?:- |
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| If taken: |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend?:Girlfriend |
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| How long have you been together?:7 hours |
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| How serious are you?:Very |
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| How many exes have you had?:I don't know let me check my pocket sized computer |
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| How exes has your partner had?:I don't know? |
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| Are you physically attracted to your bf/gf?:Yes |
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| Why?:She is very pretty |
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| When was the first kiss?:I've been goibng out with her for 7 hours |
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| First date?:^ |
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| Do you love him/her?:Yes |
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| Does their family adore or hate you?:Her mom likes me I think her dad I have never met |
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| How far have you gone with your bf/gf?:I have only been going out with her for 7 hours |
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| Does your family hate or adore him/her?:My family doesnt know her |
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| What do you think of his/her mother?:She is nice |
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| How did you meet?... have I asked this already?:I met her Through me last girlfriend |
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| Straight/Bisexual/Homosexual?:Straight |
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| Life... yet again. |
| Are you bored?:Sure |
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| Can you play any instruments? Which ones?:Yes guitar,drums,skin flute |
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| Math or English?:Lunch |
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| The Arts or Sciences?:The arts |
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| Technical or Creative?:Technical |
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| Are you poetic?:sure |
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| How many babies do you want?:32409327842093840293752897537523029760097636 |
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| Do you spend most of your time on the net?:Yes |
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| What do you think of your country's leader?:I think he is an incompetent bulbous asshole |
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| Do you love me?:No |
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| Why?:You ask to many questions |
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| What kind of meat do you like to eat?:Vagina |
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| What's your favourite food?:Vagina |
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| Drink?:Vagina |
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| I'm bored now. Wanna stop?:Vagina |
